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had a guy tell me today he doesn’t know how i’m still single… lil bro is bouta find out real soon😈

can we normalize having no friends and going to bed at 8pm every night please 🙏🙏

guys i think my dad forgot i exist he’s been at his new girlfriends house for 2 days straight and hasn’t told me when he’s coming back

i told myself theres no way im going to play stardew valley for 3 hours straight… i looked at the clock and its been 3 1/2 hours (｡•́︿•̀｡)

can we talk about how kids are maturing so fast these days. like i know some people who lost their virginity in like 7th-8th grade, meaning they were literally like 12 or 13 years old… like can we NOT normalize that… kids shouldn’t even be thinking about sex at that age nevermind having it, they are KIDS. 13 year olds are supposed to be playing with barbies and making friendship bracelets not sneaking out and doing drugs and wearing crop tops to school. like it’s completely normal for like 15 year olds to have multiple bodys like can we NOT do this? what happened to being kids bro? snapchat and tiktok and youtube have ruined this generation of kids i genuinely feel bad for all them, a lot of them never got to fully experience being a kid

people need to understand that there is a difference between bullying and just messing around with people. like impractical jokers is a good example of messing around but when people go out of their way to make people feel bad or belittle them its just plain rude. like theres a line you shouldn’t cross when it comes to this

i hate when your gonna do something and then someone hits you with the “do you still wanna go?” like thanks now i’m not going

why would anyone want to be a foot doctor like who grows up and is like “yeah i want to inspect peoples feet” like there is no way those mfs dont have a raging foot fetish

the feeling when you find a fic that you just KNOW from the tags you are going to absolutely love is indescribable

people are so shallow nowadays what happened to being interesting

is it just me or when im watching markiplier i just imagine him alone in his room just talking to himself for hours while recording his videos

my favorite thing ever is when i come home from a long day of work or school and i just get to sit in my bed in my pajamas and drink mountain dew

having a crush on a girl you know is straight feels like being tied up in a basement with the scissors to cut the ties right in front of you but out of reach

today i was with a group of people and they were talking like “oh i want to get my tongue split” and “i want to get a big hole in my ear to put earings in” and i was like “well i want to get my leg amputated” and they all looked at me like i was crazy... it was just a JOKE guys (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞