Chris Crossroads

#iwantitthatway #bsb #taxi #tellmewhy #aintnothinbutamistake #chriscrossroads

#originalglitcher #fcktheimitators #glitchporn #glitch #glitchart #glivch

My acclaimed new #bandmates !!! We rocked what #foursquare considers a dive bar last night (ANAF on river) in #winnipeg . It was our first show as a band and it was EPIC! Dirtbag Drew and Woozlington - These creatures rock hard! Next show is March 1st in the peg at the bandwidth - msg me fir tickets. No - I can’t get you in free to this one . Yes - you will get lost in the #13thdimension

That rock and roll you like is going to come back in style #twingeeks #freakpeaks #ikilledlaurapalmer #ohbobby #chriscrossroads #thisiswhatthegatesofedensoundslike (at Gangnam Style)

You don’t need #crystalmeth to enjoy snuggling up with your sweetie tonight to a viewing of #crystallake OR if you’re me and my gooboo a viewing of choice #twinpeaks . Next show - March 1st at The Bandwidth Theatre in Winnipeg! Tickets = $13!!!!

Go to www.chriscrossroads.bandcamp.com - download all the music - pay with hardcore $$$$$ - make your friends listen to everything - make them go to www.chriscrossroads.bandcamp.com - repeat process - this shit will be on iTunes soon - if you want a physical hardcore disc, message me and I’ll handcraft you one from the rock and roll forge - hurry, I’m down to the last cracker #pitchfork #itunes #drroboto #styxfortheweekend #trixforlife

What you know about Hammond organs?!?! You don’t know Hammond until you BURN Hammond! The secret if Hammond iz : …I can’t tell you the SECRET - FOOLS! Joe Strummer Day (dec 22nd) show coming up in Winnipeg (no Hammond included)

#toolazytotag #exceptfor #mileycyrus #ofcourse

In my secret garden grows love and rockets #iknowmoreabouteditsthanmileycyrus #loveandrockets #kaleidoscope #turnthatshitdown

Juuuuust a closer look with meeeeee……. #rudyraymoore #dolemite #mileycyrus #fuckyoumuthafuckah #glitchporn #glitchrock #glitchart #crossprocess #zugisland #zug #zen #bathroomstall

If you’re in #toronto tomorrow - this is the place to be in #kensingtonmarket show starts at 10 PM, no cover #awesome

"the hallucinogenic yoelsonador connects thursday to tell friday that submission is a gift lesser than the sum of meme juggling while breeding mileycyrus and dvdasa into fire walk with steven ‘i hear my name’ maharishi because there’s two to take him" #moreculturalreferencesthanasearscatalouge #glitchporn #gutterrock #streetcore #snoopify #juggling #glitchrock #glitchart #mileycyrus #ghostinthehashtag #psychedeliccock #fatty @mileycyrus @waynecoyne5 @snoopdogg @faggotronic @wayneedfors @dvdasa @@@@ fuckyou