What Has My Life Become?

For you and your internet friends! 💙

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

“Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?”

I AM SO FUCKING GAME FOR USING THE SAME PLOT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 

someone messaged me this morning after I sent them a message late last night about a plot on their wishlist, saying that we couldn’t play it out because “somebody messaged me about it first”. I find that VERY rude, just because there are SO MANY WAYS you can go about a plot!! It doesn’t matter if you have the same plot with two people or twenty people BECAUSE there are so many angles you can play it at!! 

So I just thought I’d throw this out there, that if you see a plot on my wishlist FUCKIN MESSAGE ME. I literally do not care if I’m playing out the same plot with one person or ten people. Throw the fuckin plot at me guys. I want that plot from different angles. I do not care how many people I’m doing it with. THROW IT AT ME. 

                               ℙ 𝕆 𝕊 𝕀 𝕋 𝕀 𝕍 𝔼      𝕍 𝕀 𝔹 𝔼 𝕊 !

HOW to do it:

-desktop: make a new paragraph and click the three dots, and it should say ‘keep reading.’ this is your read more. if you save as a draft and come back later, that might disappear, so make sure it’s there before you post

-mobile: type the following: [[/MORE]] yes all caps, yes the square brackets, but without the slash (so it should look like [[M, no space between the brackets and the word). make it its own paragraph. same deal with saving as a draft - always be certain it’s there before you hit post

WHY would you do it?

-if someone has to scroll through (what i’m sure is a very good!) 12k fic to see the next post, it’s not a very fun time

-if someone is interested in (what i’m sure is a very good!) your fic by the first few paragraphs that you put before the read more, then of course they’ll click the read more so they can, you know, read more! if not, hey, your extra few seconds spared them the hassle of scrolling past something that just isn’t their cup of tea!

-if your story includes triggers, consider the unsuspecting blogger’s screen freezing, or their scrolling rhythm messes up, and they’ve just been subjected to seeing a trigger they were trying to avoid because your (certainly very good!) story isn’t behind a read more

in conclusion

personal aesthetics: the wartime lovers

“this moment, so tender, so strange in the middle of war, this will never change, not this, this is forever.”

Me, drinking coffee straight from the pot : “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Ralph”. 

My roommate : “My name isn’t Ralph.” 

Me : “Yeah ? And I don’t have a roommate, I live alone !” 

My roommate : *doesn’t exist* 

Symbols:

send 💝 to give my muse a box of chocolates

send 🌹 to give my muse a rose

send 💕 to ask my muse out on a date

send 💍 to propose to my muse

send 💋 to kiss my muse

send 💧 to find out that my muse was stood up on their date

send 💿 to give my muse a romantic mixtape

send 🎶 to serenade my muse

Starters:

“Wow is all this chocolate really for me?”

“Aw, you shouldn’t have. Really. You shouldn’t have.”

“You don’t think a literal truckload of roses is too much?”

“Will you be mine?”

“Happy Valentine’s day! Here, I got you this.”

“So, do you have a date tonight?”

“Love stinks, what do you say to a night in? Just you, me, and all the ice cream we can stuff in our faces.”

“I love you, I love you more than anything.”

“I know it’s cheesy but I wrote you a poem.”

“This is the worst day of the year.”

“Sorry but I’m allergic to strawberries.”

“Love is in the air.”

“Maybe I’m only in love with the idea of being in love.”

“Look at all those happy couples, fawning over each other. Disgusting.”

“This Valentine’s day I’m treating myself. I don’t need anybody else.”

“I’m so nervous about my date tonight. Maybe I should just cancel and say I was sick.”

“You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/datemate ever.”

“You ready to hit the stores once all the leftover candy gets discounted?”

💍 - for a Valentine’s proposal 

👄  - for a Valentine’s kiss out of nowhere 

🌹 - for a single rose as a Valentine’s gift. 

🍓 - to share chocolate covered strawberries 

🍫 - for a box of heart chocolates

🥂 - for a date to a fancy restaurant 

🍽 - for my muse to cook yours a Valentine’s dinner

🎬 - to go to the movies for Valentine’s day

🌡 - to take care of my sick muse on valentine’s day

🛌 - for Valentine’s day breakfast in bed 

💌 - for a love letter from a secret admirer AKA my muse

💙 - to spend Valentine’s day by the ocean

❤️ - to be asked to be my muses Valentine

💛 - to hang out with my muse on Valentine’s day because they both don’t have dates. 

💜 - for an expensive Valentine’s date. 

💚 - to go camping for Valentine’s day

🖤 - to be stuck in a power outage on Valentine’s day

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