laugh in inappropriate situations

rossi: look not to be homophobic but-

emily: anyone who starts a sentence like ‘not to be blank but’ is instantly going to say something wrong

jj: maybe let’s here him out em

emily: proceed

rossi: as i was saying, i think that this may be a little much. i’m glad you’re all gay and proud and whatever, but i think the government may have an issue with the FBI logo being covered with rainbow glitter

emily: homophobe

jj: em, he kinda has a point

emily: homophobe

morgan: i mean i’m not above glitter and pride but baby girl did go a tiny bit far

*holds up case file printed on rainbow paper*

reid: i like it :)

hotch walking in dressed in a rainbow suit: who’s presenting the case? and emily is right, you homophobes.

garcia: okay so this nasty ass dude has been killing hot women all over texas

jj: we understand that you don’t really want to talk to us, that’s okay, we have plenty of time

emily sitting on the table next to the unsub: YOURE GONNA TELL US WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID RIGHT THIS SECOND OR YOULL REGRET IT

*unsub unfazed by this*

hotch: agents, we need you both to come look at this

jj: excuse us

emily: WELL BE BACK YOU SON OF A BITHC

emily: hey hotch, what you want us to look at

hotch: prentiss, how do i say this

jj: i got it, em, you’re not scary, just annoying

emily: well that might get him to confess

reid: someone with a personality that we profiled, that tactic isn’t going to work

hotch: i think the good cop/bad cop tactic may need to be swapped

emily: i’m way scarier that jj

everyone: ehh…

morgan: prentiss, you may look like someone who could kill someone, but you’re really just a cinnamon roll

garcia on video call: jj however, now she looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill someone

morgan: and just to continue this, i look like someone who could kill someone and i could kill someone

everyone: ehhh…

garcia: sweetie, you are a hot serving of bad ass look wise, but you are also just a hot cinnamon roll

garcia: now hotch is someone who looks like and could actually kill someone and then reid looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll

morgan and emily tryna look more scary: well we have actually killed many unsubs so stfu garcia

jj: em, honey, we don’t have time to deal with your insecurities right now, let me be bad cop, you can be good cop

emily being a sad cinnamon roll: i don’t want to be good cop

*on the plane after a case*

emily: okay, right im a great profiler and i’ve been watching all of you extra closely this past week but who tf sent me a card?!

*rossi and hotch look at each other*

*morgan raises his eyebrows*

*jj looks around*

reid: seriously?

emily: yes i can’t figure it out

*everyone looks at her*

emily: like ik im hot but which one of y’all is in love with me???!

emily: just own up, i appreciate it but like who??

*synchronised face palms*

emily: idk i’m on night 10 and still going so

hotch: no it is absolutely not normal or healthy

*pause for dramatic effect*

have a great day!! <3

part 1

julliette: uh… well it’s kinda my favourite thing in the world

cal: really?

julliette: other than you of course :)

which one is obsessed with the twilight saga tho??

cal or jules??

one of them has defo watched them all a million times and the other practically refused to watch it until the other said it’s her favourite movie series