đ Â Â Â FUTURAMAÂ Â Â SENTENCE Â Â PROMPTS Â Â !
triggering  /  nsfw  may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  varying seasons of  the  show.
â Â I canât be mad, Iâm on way too many painkillers. â
â  What an idiot I was! And by âIâ, I meant âyouâ!  â
â Â Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. Â â
â  How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?  â
â Â These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am. Â â
â  Youâre always gettinâ frozen in stuff. Itâs your thing, man!  â
â Â Just wait âtil I get my hands on those healthy purple berries! â
â  But what are those aliens tryinâ to ask us? What do the tones mean?  â
â Â Whatâs the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream? â
â  Iâve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared.  â
â Â Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?! â
â Â Thereâs so much I need to say. Is it really you? Â â
â  Itâs time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it. â
â Â To see if youâre the real [name], Iâm gonna ask you something only he would know. Â â
â Â Youâve accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to. Â â
â  Iâm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?  â
â Â Iâm no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of âillin. Â â
â Â May I buy you a drink? We donât get a lot of pretty faces around here. â
â Â You canât sit on something for a week without falling in love with it. Â â
â Â You canât just kill somebody because theyâre ugly and corrosive. â
â Â Donât you ever wonder about the future? Â â
â Â You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop? Â â
â Â Iâm as sad as an upside-down smile. Â â
â Â I guess weâll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. â
â Â We have nothing to fear but running out of beer. Â â
â  The only things they did better than us were suck and die. â
â  Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? â
â Â Youâve fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood. Â â
â  Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals⊠â
â Â This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude? Â â
â Â Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Â â
â Â With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Â â
â Â Why donât you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! Â â
â Â I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Â â
â Â Hey, Iâm a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? Â â
â Â Is this really happening or just being staged? â
â  I will marry her now and confine her to hell!  â
â Â I know whose funeral weâll be attending next! Â â
â  Call it a hunch but Iâve got a bad feeling about this. â
â Â Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. â
â  Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be.  â
â Â Havenât I seen you in some copyrighted movie? Â â
â  Not a day goes by I donât ask myself the same question. â
â Â What?! Donât ever, ever say or think that again! â
â  You canât give up hope just because it is hopeless! â
â Â So do you know Iâm going to do something before I do it? â
â Â How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? â
â Â There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. â
â  A casino where I always win. Thatâs boring. I must really be⊠in Hell!  â
â  So there really is an infinite number of universes?  â
â Â Now thatâs a wave of destruction thatâs easy on the eyes! Â â
â The wall of that strip club isnât going to collapse twice in one day. â
â Â Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. â
â  Get lost! Iâd say donât quit your day job, but youâre awful at that too! â
â Â I think when people obsess about the past itâs because theyâre afraid of the future. â
â  Youâve convinced me life is worth living⊠by showing me how bad my funeral will suck! â
â Â Man, we look stupid. We shouldâve gotten store-bought costumes. Â â
â Â I donât want to be rescued. â
â  I could if you hadnât turned on the light and shut off my stereo. â
â Â I finally found what I need to be happy and itâs not friends, itâs things. â
â Â So, none of you have ever had anchovies? â
â Â Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? â
â  I knew you wouldnât have asked unless it was really high or really low.  â
â Â Youâre a pimple on societyâs ass and youâll never amount to anything! â
â Â Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. â
â  I wouldnât talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. â
â  We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out. â
â Â Iâll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, Iâll just be me. â
â Â Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall? Â â
â  But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. â












