You've got front row seats to the penitence ball

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Text reads "This is Smaug, the dragon from the Hobbit. Smaug famously stole a mountain full of gold. So full that he sleeps buried under gold. We're talking literally tons and tons of gold by weight.

Forbes tracks Smaug as the second wealthiest fictional character. He had been first, but the price of gold took a tumble more his vast, overwhelming fortune is only worth $51,400,00 0,000.00. Or $51.4 billion.

That means EVEN THOUGH he has an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN full of almost nothing but solid gold , Smaug would be ranked at the FIFTEENTH wealthiest American.

Fourteen Americans have more money than a gold-hoarding dragon.

Please consider that next time you say deca-billionaores deserve their wealth and shouldn't pay their employees livable wages.

Image below of Smaug covered in gold. All you can see is his eye.

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Not like, 14 combined.

the tall one taunts the spirits

Prince Philip: My favorite child is obviously Anne. Who’s yours?

Queen Elizabeth: Omg Philip- I don’t have a favorite child!

Prince Philip: Come on, you can say it. I won’t judge.

During The Crown season 4: Charles should NOT have continued his affair with Camilla after he married Diana. She was only a child, and he was selfish. He broke her trust on so many levels. CHARLES is the worst!

she really looked like THIS

and they tried to convince us all that she was even close to this gorgeous