roomba.

he monch

fuck a dining set just give me a giant fucking bird nest

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

Beats for children, called “Dr. Dre beats kids”

Louis: *spits on the ground* Me: *licks the ground*

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall