Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip

you need to live to be a weird funny old person whos weirdness was not broken by a rigidly formal world and to do that you must be a weird you now and not be broken despite it all

reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness

The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated

do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

What the fuck is a chonce