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The student's room. The pink fairy book. 1897. Illustrated by H.J. Ford.

Orthodox Christianity x honey bees

Skyscrapers 1929

Tamera de Lempicka (1894-1980)

Job offer for the vampire

Onboarding paperwork with the vampire

Training the vampire

Performance review with the vampire

Coffee in the break room with the vampire

Raise for the vampire

Company Christmas party with the vampire

Promotion for the vampire

Running quarterly reports with the vampire

Retirement party for the vampire

Colours are the deeds and sufferings of light.

Literally one person in the world asked for this: botober art prompts!

Generated by a tiny bargain basement neural net, not running on a huge datacenter but on a single laptop covered in cat hair. And not trained on the wealth of the internet but on 800 reader-submitted vintage jello recipes. I hand-selected some of my favorite ingredients and directions from the neural net's output and compiled them into this, possibly the worst art prompts of the year!

More about the process

Plaintext list of prompts under the fold