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Just got an ai bot on Snapchat. This guy won't even send you porn. What an idiot

If I had magic, I would save it up and just have so much on me in the form of different knickknacks and trinkets. Like, I'm sure I'd end up getting arrested for performing some kind of illegal spell, but you better be sure to take everything from me or I'll be using my earring to turn you into a frog. (I'd then keep you in a nice terrarium and make sure you have a happy life because frogs are wonderful but that's a separate post)

I will be starting to turn people into ducks at random. Quack quack motherfuckers

Need to see some birds or perhaps squirrels

Do I need to post porn to be a porn bot or can I just post suspicious links?

It's always important to hate billionaires

Dough a dear, a feemail dear. Rey a drop of golden son

Want to be a hero but fear that the villain changes far more

What do I have to do for attention? Is it horny stuff? Is it a large bottle of shampoo? Perhaps a dolphin or two?

This shit is easy. People will like literally any string of words you post

Love Tumblr being full of neurodivergents because if you ever want an explanation you can ask and get a 20 page essay on anything