do dogs know that they’re cute?

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

me @ myself: why are u like this?

gay af for a man to call another man gay... how do you know he’s gay? from fucking him? 🤨

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel