If dimensional nonsense be something you wish... youāve come to the right place at this wiki. By far, this is the most bizarre and inexplicable wiki we have found yet. Bizarre as in, it makes you wonder whether or not it was actually built by humans. Itās so bizarre that Iāll need to make this post longer than usual.
The distance between the Earth and the Sun is roughly 150 000 000 km (or 1 AU, astronomical unit). This distance is roughly equal to travelling around planet Earth 3750 times (3750Ā Ć 40 000 = 150 000 000). The nearest star to Earth (other than the Sun), is Proxima Centauri, which is 4,25 light years away (=Ā 268 768,8 AU, or about 1 billion times the Earthās circumference.) The Milky Way Galaxy in turn is about ~110 000 light years across, meaning about 6 956 369 999 AU or again, or about 1 quintillion km). And the size of the observable universe finally, is about 93 billion light years, or about 930 million Milky Way galaxies across. Now, the aim of this post was not to be in awe at the true size of the universe, there are already plenty of other great tools for that.
Now, that may all be unimaginably large, but some people(?) just never have enough. The bulk of the articles consist of things like theĀ ā(insertnamehere)Verseā, which is then said to be X times larger thanĀ ā(insertothernamehere)Verseā. It is also stated what āverseā it contains and what āverseā it is contained by. Each time, itāll be accompanied by a trippy visual thatās nonetheless quite pleasing to look at.
Basically, if the observable universe were ācanonā, then this wiki would be āfan fictionā. Another way to put it would be that this wiki is the āexpanding brain memeā of wikis. The wikiās mainline seems to build its universal hierarchy like so:
Earth < Solar system < Milky Way Galaxy < Local Group < ((Super)clusters) < Universe < Multiverse < MegaverseĀ (ā a group collection many Multiverses, some Membraneverses, and Kiloverses, Hyperverse is in the centerā) <Ā Omniverse & Gigaverse
At this scale, the hierarchy seems to become divergent, already indicating a schism, so each hierarchy will be listed separately:
Megaverse <Ā OmniverseĀ <Ā The OutsideĀ < The BoxĀ (āThe Box is.ā)
Megaverse <Ā GigaverseĀ < GeraverseĀ < Teraverse < Petaverse < Exaverse < Zettaverse < Yottaverse <Ā Xennaverse
The Xennaverse in hierarchy #2 yet again diverges:
Xennaverse < Dakaverse < Hendaverse < Dokaverse < Brontoverse < Geoverse < The Saganverse < Pijaverse < The alphaverse < Kryaverse < The Amosverse < Pectrolverse < The underverse < The verseverseĀ < The verseverseverse < The VerseverseverseverseĀ < The VerseverseverseverseverseĀ <Ā The Verseverseverseverseverseverse <Ā The Verseverseverseverseverseverseverse <Ā The VerseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseĀ <Ā The VerseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseĀ <Ā TeylomonomegaverseĀ < ā©verse <Ā -verse
Xennaverse < Wekaverse < Vendekaverse < Udekaverse < Tredaverse
In love with the shape of Wikia
At this point, it should be clear that this wiki may be just a tiiiiny bit incoherent. It seems like a lot of the editing focuses on a dick-measuring contest of who can make up the largestĀ āverseā. Thereās one more that I want to mention seperately, Grahamās Universe, simply due to this quote:
Graham's Universe is mainly composed of black holes, as if you tried to imagine the size of the universe, your brain would collapse into a black hole as the universe is too big to comprehend.
BUT WAIT! Thereās MORE!Ā Did I mention yet that this wiki has 1067 pages? Aside from the countless other user-created hierarchies (way too many to list here), thereās a ton of extremely bizarre articles on theoretical hyperdimensional shapes, that would make even your maths teacher frown his eyebrows, like these:
A couple of articles, like Oblivion here, are written in rather poor English, indicating the aliens at hand may still be masterng the English human language.
Last but certainly not least, there are also the neccesary troll, vandal and joke pages:
A gooooooooooogolplexiumakeniteloptekkezamitialemackanimonikanlujjitooplex
End-All-Be-AllĀ - better than the End from Minecraft.
They say this is the amount of Krabby Patties Squidward ate in that one episode, you know.
Contained only by the Wubbalubbadubdubverse.
I saved the best for the last.
EDIT: it appears there is a very similar wiki, called theĀ āVerse and Dimensions Wikiā, which has the same sort of content, but itās more structured, has much longer articles and actually is moderated.