good life

late mother’s day post because i am so far from a mother and could never compare anything i’ve done in my life ever to the endless patience love and dedication shown by actual mothers who are just superior beings but my schnauzer noon found a sock i thought i’d lost forever ago and brought it to me yesterday and that’s the best dog mom’s day gift i could’ve ever asked for. 

no i’m not british yes i’m absolutely gonna have myself a nice cuppa tea as soon as the clock strikes 5 because i like dirty water, ty for asking

thinking abt how there’s new hunger games n twilight books coming out and realizing that any cool points i’ve accrued since my teen years are about to dissipate :/ 

that intro was a trap, if u interacted w it in any way i am now storming into ur ims check ur invites xox

zucchini bread’s underrated Change My Mind.

thinking about sigourney weaver in alien. hope she’s doing great

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there hasn’t been a minute of tiger king that my jaw’s been shut

trying to make a crunch wrap supreme at home but all i figured out was that i’m no gordon ramsey