Connecting over fanfic.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

10: Top or bottom?

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

21: How big is too big:

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

23: Biggest turn on:

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

33: What your favorite part of your body:

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

36: What do you wear to bed?

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

47: Most attractive celebrity?

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

62: Do you watch porn?

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

70: Booty or Boobs?

71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? (opposite genitals from yours)

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina (opposite genitals from yours)

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by EmmaSpencer

“You think it’s…” Mycroft smiled at him shyly. “It seemed like a good idea at the time…” he mumbled nervously, Greg sat up and pulled him to his lap. 

Words: 695, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade

Relationships: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade

Actor, screenwriter and novelist Mark Gatiss is best known for his role in The League of Gentlemen and acting in Doctor Who. Here he talks trousers, baked beans and sheds

First record you ever bought ‘Sugar, Sugar’ by the Archies.

Last time you were chatted up 1938.

First film you saw that really moved you Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes.

Last lie you told See second answer.

First movie you ever went on a date to James Ivory’s A Room with a View with Helena Bonham Carter and Maggie Smith.

Last time you cried At my wedding.

First thing you do when you’ve got time off work Watch America’s Next Top Model with Tyra Banks.

Last time someone criticised your work Every day. But the offenders have been killed.

Last great meal you cooked If only there had ever been such an event.

First crush Stuart Damon from The Champions.

Last book you read Mrs Simpson by Charles Higham

First great piece of advice you were given ‘Nobody knows anything’.

Last extravagant purchase you made Having a garden shed built based on Ratty’s house in Wind in the Willows.

Last time you were star struck Meeting my teenage idol John Foxx from Ultravox for tea.

First thing you’d do if you ran the country Safeguard BBC licence fees forever.

Last meal on earth - what would it be Beans on toast.

First song you’ll sing at karaoke ‘I’m Backing Britain’ by Bruce Forsyth.

Last time you exploited your position to get something Would I?

First three words your friends would use to describe you Sex, sex, sex.

Last time you made an impulse buy and regretted it I have far too many trousers to mention.

First time you realised you were famous I’m mildly famous, if that. People sometimes point at me in the street but that might just be because they don’t like the look of me.

First concert you ever attended Slade at a mental hospital fête when I was about six.

Last time you bought someone flowers Last week.

First thing you think of when you wake up in the morning How much I loathe the braying voice of Sarah Montague on The Today Programme.

PORN ON YOUR DASH.

Very very quick Mystrade sketch.

PORN ON YOUR DASH.

Very very quick Mystrade sketch.

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Beware NSFW ‼️‼️

The movie “The Little Traitor” is the tale of young Proffy Liebowits. A touching tale of unexpected friendship in hostile conditions. This movie will have you laughing and crying…

“I showed up to his incredibly Miss Havisham flat in Clapham. Everything was covered with dust, dirt and grime. It hadn’t been cleaned in 40 years. I sat there listening to his stories.” - @hugo_greenhalgh on meeting Mr Lucas for the first time.