S T E P O N E } welcome to camp beau soleil !!
"We didn’t mean to... to... I don’t even know what we did to her but we didn’t mean to do it !! It was one of the deeds, and we just wanted to scare September and welcome her to the camp family. So we pushed her into the water. We knew she couldn’t swim so we had Lobo in the water ready to catch her, but when we pushed her... no one saw her land in the water. She just... disappeared !!”
S T E P T W O } it’s a dog eat dog world !!
"There are two lists. There is the one with the challenges that the counselors assign to us-- the half assed ones that aren’t hard to complete, then there’s the list. Campers call it “The Deeds.” It’s a piece of paper nailed to the totem pole, and it’s been there for years. No one at the camp knows how long it’s been there or who put that shit up there, but it’s there. The counselors always tell us not to do the deeds, but people try to anyway. No one has ever completed the deeds, but the paper says that whoever does, it’ll lead them to the giant wad of money that’s hidden in the camp and finishing all of those deeds will lead ya’ right to it !! That’s why hundreds register to Camp Beau Soleil every year, man. People fight over that shit all the time, it tears relationships, friendships, everything apart.”
S T E P T H R E E } this year, we will complete the list !!
“After September disappeared while we were finish one of the deeds, we woke up the next morning with a ripped piece of paper in red Sharpie that read, “SAVE SEPTEMBER” all over that shit. The counselors took that down and told us not to worry, it was probably a joke. But it wasn’t, I know it wasn’t. It was another deed added onto that list. But this year, the deeds will be done.”
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