Trevor: oh, a bastard (derogatory)

Sypha: young, dumb, and naive

Alucard: a competent man. reasonable

Final impressions:

Trevor: oh, a bastard (affectionate)

Sypha: in charge of the brain cell

Alucard: dramatic theater bitch, dumb as rocks

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The Lake House

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you f**kin’ deserve!

“Exhilarating.” — Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair “Remarkable.” — Jordan Farley, Total Film “Gloriously daring.” — Xan Brooks, The Guardian

Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isn’t afraid to punch an old man.

Steve does it anyway.

Peter Q: flew out the window

Thor: flew-

Peter Q: yeah. Out the window. Left glass everywhere, Thor. You’re ruining my ship Thor- where are yoU TAKING US STOP THAT

Steve, arm raised for the past 42 hours: oh it hasn’t arrived yet :)

Thor:

Steve: :)

Thor: *sticks his arm out at the same time*

Mjolnir, stranded in space:

Rabbit, strawberry frosting on his face: you know the rules. No hammer over it = fair game

Thor: BUT I HAD KEPT TH-

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Peter Quill, 6 hours later: he’s just been staring out of the window for the past six hours with silent tears streaming down his face.

Thor:

Peter Quill: He’s broken.

Thor: