Roll for Initiative

didn’t ask plus i’m casting fireball in your direction 

I could never play a wizard because i'm way too attached to the concept of charisma-based spellcasters who are just stupid as all fuck. Last session my warlock tried to make an arcana check about his own magic, rolled a 0, and got a nosebleed. i kin him now.

true but also have you considered- intelligence of 20, wisdom of 8 can harness the arcane energies flowing through the earth to create massive explosive power, but doesn't quite get in the moment why it's a bad idea to use this to speed up baking a potato

Now my entire server is trying to do the math on how many beams of Eldritch Blast it would take to cook a chicken. Thanks, bobbie.

i'm happy to help!

But... how many Eldritch Blasts would it take to cook a chicken?

Can I get a hell yeah for the arm armor

LIVING FOR THE ARM ARMOR

@drukhari

Who do I pay? Take my money.

WORTH. IT.

Reminder that I have a specific women in armor tag, and a women in uniform tag, as well as an armor tag, if this is what you’re looking for :)