rubs hands my broker blorbo infodump
(literally all art here is by soda, the official phighting artist and most of it is from the discord, yes including that cat. i just made it bounce...)
broker my blorbo the broker they do brokering things yeah you know theyre part of the church of the true eye and stuff, but did you know! theyre constantly being caught and imprisoned by ban hammer , being sent to the banlands and somehow ESCAPING????
free her she did everything wrong i dont care actually wait dont, its really funny. master ragebaiter,,,
oh aalso. SHES CANONICALLY SURVIVED BEING BEHEADED??? and now i will explain how!
you see broker is fucked up and like. aall that skin? none of was his to begin with! broker has some really weird biology that they wont fulyl explain to us for now... but effecrively shes wearing a skinsuit,
^her scars where skin has been stapled together a;so she would not be that thin PLEASE SODAA
anyway medkit usually has to staple/sew her back together. yes they actually say staple.
because of this broker cant like. bleed, taste, feel temperature, feel touch ect. if you cut him open youd see weird black wires...
broker has been like this since she spawned kinda, having just nerve damage, but she fucked it up and made it worse so now its like this...
anyway more of what hes actually like
hes considered very dangerous for his ability to gather info on people... watching them from windows and also using his gear (which we have no clue what it is) to aid in spying. despite this SHGES VERY SILLY AND JOYFUL!!! always smiling c: and she likes lying to people about her real name, gear, spawn, ect
i was gonna put lkike. dialogue sscreenshots here but theres not really any in the game...
^ various art by soda showing her sillyness
uhh uhh also THE PHONE. THE. PHONE.
(panels from DitF i dont know what artist drew these ones, i think,. the whole first parts were soda??)
EVERYONE. SHES "FRIENDS" WITH HAS ONE OF THESE. tjhat we know of.. at least. THEYRE SPECIFICALLY DESCRIBED IN DITF TO BE OLD AND OUTDATED??? BROKER USES THEM TO COMMUNICATE im saving you my phone insanity rn okay you just gotta trust this is IMPORTANT
btw you could talk to him after a phestival at one point and she had dialogue depending on what phighter you were. she leaked that skateboard was hiding coil ages before coil dropped... also she was taalking about her boss (scythe) before scythe dropped too
also theres a bit of dialogue thats word for word in ditf... crazy considering like thats from a time where they still called inphernals demons...
okay my brain isnyt working abymore uh heres some of my favourite broker things he did
^ A COUPLE of the silly anims he can have on banlands while youre playing
soda made her tripple backflip on stream once after everyone was mean to her, and they all changed their ways after that
this is part of the video boggio made advertising the plush , no edits. the text is there in the video...
she said this and just. yes broker i will be fake together with you. i will
shes taken 30k robux from me and lives in my real life house now
1. i kn ew she was being imprisonded by banhammer 2. i didnt know whe was a frankenstiened freak (affectionate) . she and my oc regretfulmackerel should be stitched together friends . shes also like riru in this way kind of . yayy 3. the phone thing is intriguing . i would absolutely be nuts about it if i was more into phighting . ive been very suosheaded recently and every time i rewatch it for something i just think again about things . look at my iamge again actually truly the only way it can be described
4. i am very familiar with phightings silliness :3 .... everything being made by soda is believable (i scrolled their blog a while agoi think... to try and find ... more voidstarsss.... )
