( yellow hills and valleys deep )

It wasn’t a literal question, my guy. And if it was, I meant like… actual chill pills. From your doc. 

Dude, do you need a chill pill?

A gentle reminder: students are highly advised to use their time wisely while studying for my midterm. Consider each graph and figure very carefully; elucidate on what the data represents, and what the associated study tells us about the body.

That being said: any students earning a grade below a C- will be considered a volunteer for next week’s Gross Anatomy practical.

That last part was a joke, by the way.

Truly…I draw the line at a C.

Still a loss, yes. Her eldest, actually. Sophia Barton. Much to the chagrin of Emily and Katherine, I’m assuming. 

I -- Wow. I suppose I should’ve expected that. I’m sure Miss Barton will do great.   But yes, that’s a fair assumption. How is that going, by the way? The...separation? 

I mean, probs, but who the fuck cares? C’mon, Dec, you know me. Ain’t scared of shit. 

cameronmccormick​:

That wasn’t an invitation for self-loathing, Devon. I’ll pick something up on the way, since I’ll be getting out of class myself. 

Who’s self-loathing? It’s the truth. I’m plenty smart but no one cares what I have to say, so it’s a good thing you got them too. Tacos?

Nope. No, no, there won’t be any self-loathing on my watch either. We care what you have to say, Devon. Full stop. Also, my vote’s definitely for tacos. 

I’ve had a long, but successful weekend at Exquis, and I’d like to keep that trend into the school week. We’re getting into the second half of the semester, which means we need to buckle down– I know I’m only an art professor, but I’ve always said my door is open to Dominants who might need some discussion time and that will remain true. Some changes may be coming, with our new Head, but please bear with us. In the meantime, please don’t hesitate to make use of my office hours. 

I’m sorry about Barton’s loss-- I know not everyone liked her but-- well. It was still a loss. Barton is lucky to have you, especially in such an unprecedented transition period. I think I might be out of the loop, though, do you know who the new Head will be? 

Another day, another chance to annoying the ever-living fuck out of my teachers– Taking bets on how fast I can piss someone off, any takers? And before anyone asks– No, I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to acknowledge it, and I definitely just want shit to be normal. Okay? Okay, good.