Bury me

Leonardo Dicaprio was reading the script for Titanic.As he was reading the script,Seth Rogen suddenly came out of the paper ! “I’m gonna kill you,and then you’ll never win an oscar ! HURHURHURHURHUR!!!!!”He tackled the dreamy Leo to the ground and whispered in his ear seductively “but not before i bitch slap yo ass”. He reached for his throbbing sex and stuck it demandingly in Leo’s posterior. “This is my swamp”. Leo moaned as Seth whimpered “i’ll never let go,Jack”. Leo didn’t argue with Seth’s theft of his role, as Leo’s bunghole was very sore. Suddenly, Kim Jong Il rose from an abandoned toilet seat and yelled “Seth Rogen,be my supreme leader !”Leonardo felt a rumbling sensation in his intestines. His skin turned pale and he broke out in a cold sweat. His eyes went glassy and looked horror filled, like a deer caught in headlights. He thought dreadfully,”maybe i shouldn’t have ate that rancid enchelita”. He felt the liquid feces rising from his bunghole onto Seth’s cock. With the mighty explosion of bacterial discharge,Kim Jong Il’s jaw dropped open and his eyes grew as wide as korean saucers.Seth Rogen screamed “WHAT THE FUCK !” at the top of his lungs,a true display of horror and disgust. Kim Jong’s stomach acid spewed out of his throat like a sprinkler,as he further abused the already disfigured garage. The pools of diarrhea created a fermented disgustulum. Leonardo, now that the deed had been one,felt the demons inside his bloodstream begin to rearrange his molecular structure. The demons worked without rests like the proletariat masses,rapidly transforming Leonardo from the actor we know and love to what can only be described as a beast created by diarrhea, menstrual blood,and vomit that had mutated into one mixture. Leo had become a legendary being of nightmare fuel,and the spinal fluid of a million starving children filled him. The transformation was complete.