Hi, I'm Elio / Matt. You may know me as unhappy_ghost on AO3.
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Hi, I'm Elio / Matt. You may know me as unhappy_ghost on AO3.
I've been on a long writing hiatus due to creative burnout. Slowly coming back.

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people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like âmeâs go bathroom?â
other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:
the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses
kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand
kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"
middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"
the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying
kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa
kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing
edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"
My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"
And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"
Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:
kid who called snakes "nakes"
kid who called calculators "cockulators"
my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"
"I don't yike heem"
When will SPN fans understand that the parallels between John&Sam and John&Dean are not because of some inherent evil nature which makes them a completely doppelgänger of their father but because of the circumstances around those characters which have led them to falling into flawed but realistic behaviours like their father before them, and that positioning John as some ultimate evil is a silly thing to do in the first place when heâs just like every character in this show, both victim and perpetuator of the cycle violence
âCats donât actually love youâ
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Donât you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that itâs helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

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I find it so funny when editors on tiktok specify "not wincest!!" and then it plays and it's the most gut wrenching, desperate yearning, soul ascending, "world's greatest love story" type shit, piece of media to ever exist in the history of the world
SUPERMANÂ (2025) dir. James Gunn
It's method acting.
That scene between Clark and Lois in his apartment is so beautiful in so many ways like Lois essentially self identifying as a cynic while also establishing she never doubted him for a second after the video came out- the whole scene is so telling of their relationship and how much faith she has in him- as Clark and as Superman
But there had to also be a part of her that didnât believe the messageâs implications about him bc she had personal experience getting romantically involved with him and was like âno way this mf who took almost three years to nervously ask me to dinner for the first time could have some secret harem out thereâ

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Superman dir. James Gunn | 2025
about 3 times per day over the past week i have had to force myself to stop scrolling through discourse and actually Go Do Work Instead with the same cadence i tell my dog to "DROP IT" when i see him chewing on an unknown substance
just had to do it again. you are not immune to reading the comments of stuff you KNOW is gonna suck but you CAN tell that dog eating trash in ur mind to knock it off.
Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.
Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth arenât they

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âWell you wouldnât be discriminated against if you just hid everything about who you are from everyoneâ
Hey. Hey. Listen. Come close. Closer. Yeah. Listen.
*blows an air horn in your ear*
You know as a trans person especially itâs wack to hear gay people make this kind of argument.
âYou could just not transitionâ or âYou could just stay stealthâ
And you could just pretend to be straight forever and cheat on your spouse that you never loved in the first place and die of stress and alcoholism related causes in your 60s. But you know that thatâs generally not a good time so youâre not doing that. Connect the dots, bitch. Iâm not the enemy here.
âI donât understand the whole trans thingâ
And a lot of people donât understand the whole gay thing so why donât why donât you shut the hell your mouth up
the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...