Just Call Me Willis

Is anybody there?

I can’t.

I can’t feel anything.

> No because while I understand that a LOT of magic is real, I know for a fact that gnomes. Aren’t

> Motherfucker won’t pick up his phone and I couldn’t fucking TRACK IT to make sure he’s okay

> he leaves. a life sized fucking HL2 gnome in his filthy fucking gamer chair

> HOURS LATER I FIND HIM AT THE DAMN PARK WITHOUT ANY SHOES ON LIKE WHO THR FUCK DOES THAT I SHOULD STRANGLE THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE

> AND ALSO HE’S SAYING THE GNOME TOOK HIM TO CYBERSPACE AND GNOMED HIS ASS

> I don’t give a FUCK about whatever he’s talking about I’m just glad he’s not dead or kidnapped but holy shit I wish he would say things that make SENSE??????

> What do you mean the gnome took you? He’s code. He’s video games. He can’t do that.

> I actually wanted to see Henry play the Gnome stuff this time too

> Bossman already scheduled this overtime with me months ago so it can’t really be helped.

> I’ll just have to watch in the morning

> Emergencies? I dunno…

> I’ve got similar backups of all my friend’s AI and the NPCs from Post Game.

> Those drives only contain AI data from before they were put into Post Game, so really it’s only useful if something especially bad happened to the backups on my computer.

> I never delete old saves if I can help it, I need backups of everything

> I even have one of the Science Team. Technically two, but the one on the computer deletes anything older than two months on its own. And the one on my thumbdrive is the oldest backup I have of everybody…just in case…

> Still, I couldn’t NOT go to Thanksgiving, It would break mom’s heart

> It felt…weird…talking to Henry again…

> I think…I want to fix my friendship with him…

> Lying about what I do with Post Game was always going to a bad call, but I didn’t want him worrying…

> I know he cares about Adrian, that’s why I let him and the rest of our friends keep their files on there…I didn’t think he’d take it so personally that I don’t personally keep an eye on them.

> I’d love to check on them if it didn’t make me feel so bad…

> He hasn’t touched any of the computers for a while now…

> The mod doesn’t seem malicious, but it’s still strange…

> Who made this thing?

> Henry…please stay safe…you’re too trusting…

> Why didn’t you TELL ME before?

> What do you mean you’ve been STREAMING it?

> Is this mod even SAFE???

> You never even contacted the guy that GAVE YOU the mod?!?!?!