Who am I? I'd tell you if I knew

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

legally an adult, mentally a squid

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

sad b&w blog *trigger warning*

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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q’d

i regret a lot of shit

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