If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????
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If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

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If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????
David Cleary!
i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.
Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.
if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace
get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.
update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass
update: three four people
MGT Round 3
Hibiki Tachibana (Senki Zesshou Symphogear) vs Richeh (Witch Hat Atelier)
Hibiki Tachibana
Richeh
Propaganda
Hibiki Tachibana
She has the spirit of a Sentai Red/Precure Pink. She believes that fighting should come after you've tried to convince your opponent to be friends instead. She's lesbian for her best friend. She's simultaneously the strongest and stupidest girl in the universe. She's cheated death more times than she can count. Her singing voice is gorgeous and so is her magical girl transformation sequence. She was bequeathed the power to fight and resisted discouragement from her grieving comrade, Tsubasa. She was trained by a buff guy who's addicted to martial arts movies and doesn't believe in limits. She's babygirl. She's Everything. Her ultimate power is yoinking other peoples' self-sacrifices and putting them on the top shelf so no one gets hurt. She cooked Beef Stroganoff. She punched a hole through the (former) second-tallest mountain. She's been to space. She downloaded a Gungnir. And of course, she gets SO HUNGRY after fighting =D
Hibiki Tachibana's a tokusatsu protagonist: chipper, strong, has 2 brain cells, and puts both of them into making new friends. She sings her transformation sequence. Her voice is her magic and it also counts as her finisher. She defies what the show believes is possible like it's just another Tuesday and then survives to hug her best friend slash crush Miku (they go to boarding school together) after the season finale battles. Hibiki gets a lot of flack for sticking to her morals but she fights for a world where everyone can live peacefully together. I'm sure someone has a compilation of her best transformation sequences somewhere.
Richeh
she's heavily autistic coded and once divebombed a cop to protect her friends
HIBIKIIIIIIIIII
MY GIRLL YOU CAN NOT FALL HERE
DONT LOSE JUST CAUSE WITCH HAT IS MORE MAIN STREAM
It has come to this. I must use the forbidden arts to insure Hibiki’s victory. To use it this early in the competition is painful but necessary.
GO MY YURI
All of these are from official material. These idiots are too gay
There are so many I need to do multiple reblogs
Classic jelousy
They Sleep in the same bed
Even their fucking voice actor ships them (she did this during an official podcast)
Gayness
HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO INTEROPERATE THIS SCENE
EPISODE 2 of SEASON 1 BTW. Out of 5 seasons. This is were they start and they only get gayer
Need I even bring in the mangas?
Or the Extras
Or the live shows
OR HOW THEY OWN DUCKS OF EACH OTHER
HOW HIBIKI CRASHES OUT WHEN THEIR DATE GET CANCELED
OR HOW MIKU GETS OUTED BY HER MAGICAL SINGING ARMOR
OR THE ENTIRETY OF THE FINALE
Which I dare not show picture of lest I spoil it for ones who have not seen it. Its too fucking good, I can’t risk that.
IN SHORT
VOTE HIBIKI TACHIBANA’S LESBIAN ASS!!!
That is the end of my propaganda for this round
VOTE HIBIKI!
The Magical Misfits of Oz Kickstarter is live!
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
A collection of photos I took killing time at the park while my car was getting worked on
Its always cummy in fuckadelphia

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.
To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.
Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.
Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.
your vehicle?
i do not own my own vehicle
i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates
i own a subaru
i own a work truck
i own a truck that is not for work
im bald/vanilla extract