lulu

✘ emo!namjoon who will either talk your ear off or never utter a word in your presence. he’s very shy at first, but if he feels even slightly comfortable with you, he’ll have you wishing he had an off button.

✘ emo!namjoon who can’t dance for shit. he’s tall, skinny, and uncoordinated. the best he can do is sway and make faces while moving his shoulders. he’s the lankiest mf known to mankind.

✘ emo!namjoon who has a habit of jumping and yelling when he’s excited. if he hears something he likes, the energy around him gets high, or he just feels like it, he’ll do it. jump up and down in his spot. yell once, in the same decibel every time.

✘ emo!namjoon who mirrors you if he likes you. your mannerisms, your slang, your humor. he does it without realizing, and still doesn’t realize even if you call it out.

✘ emo!namjoon who sneaks monster energy drinks because he isn’t allowed to have caffeine at home. it makes him feel very badass. (his parents know. they see the cans in the trash. they gave up caring a long time ago, but they let him keep going cause it helps him feel something).

✘ emo!namjoon who much prefers admires you from afar over actually talking to you. he gets really anxious he’ll trip over his words or say something stupid, so he settles for gawking at you like an idiot from a few feet away.

✘ emo!namjoon who becomes hyper aware of himself when he has a crush. he’s suddenly all too conscious of his height, his voice, his hair. it’s all too wrong, too much.

✘ emo!namjoon whose love languages include being an incredible listener, and acts of service/gift giving. if you mention seeing something nice at the mall, he’ll go and buy it for you. and when he gives it you, he’ll downplay it like it’s not a big deal. it soooo is.

✘ emo!namjoon who gets really nervous about physical touch, especially holding hands (when he’s nervous, his hands sweat. a lot) but he gets better at it with time, and he even starts to initiate it.

✘ emo!namjoon who prays his friends like you. truly, it isn’t hard to impress yoongi, jungkook, and jin. as long as you’re alive and choose to keep being seen with namjoon in public, that’s good enough for them. it also helps that you’re as amazing as you are.

✘ emo!namjoon who feels like he’s always trying to swat his friends away from you once you start dating. like i said, it’s very easy to impress 3 emo losers. the fact that you’re also sweet, smart, and that gorgeous makes it harder for them not to try to get your attention, too.

✘ emo!namjoon who immediately makes you pick your favorite pokémon when you two start dating. he lets you go through his 5 binders and the ones in his wallet, telling you to “find one that speaks to you.” once you find your favorite, he starts associating that character with you.

✘ emo!namjoon who starts drawing fanart of your and his favorite characters together. he thinks he might get one tattooed on him one day (spoiler alert; he’s a pussy. he will never get a tattoo…but he’ll think about it everyday until he dies).

lulu speaks pt2: this has been in my drafts since may 28th. i’m so sorry yall 💔💔