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Korean Twitter on Cate Blanchett: Part 2  (I ain’t even sorry these are slowly turning into Korean lessons)

Alright here we go, sans emojis: “Tap… How to… not… tap… love… Cate Blanchett… tappity tap…t

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Enjoying the resentful tone of this one: “Theres a problem with Cate Blanchett being hetero God really made a mistake”

Kept the tweet’s typo in the “is” verb by contracting as “Theres” instead of “There’s”. I think it adds salt to the already salty tweet.

“I’m telling you Armani has no intention of advertising their product, anyone can see they’re just advertising Cate Blanchett my eyes won’t even go to the product hahahaha”

“On her stylist’s Insta… I saw Cate Blanchett and almost fainted this morning”

I translated to “this morning” because English grammar flows that way, but the suffix attached to morning (”아침”), “부터”, is something like “starting from” or “already” implying that it’s like, only morning, like we haven’t hit the pm hours yet and I’ve almost fainted.

Saved my fav for last as always: “Can’t there be the ability to watch Cate Blanchett even while asleep”