Doing Laundry On A Friday Night

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

who cares about the us troops. what about middle schoolers

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

you’re in her dms, i am my mother’s child, i’ll love you till my breathing stops, i’ll love you till you call the cops on me. we are not the same.

by far the best genre of fiction ever invented is short comics about women meeting ghosts/monsters/goddesses/whatever that are ALSO women and them inevitably ending up in love w each other

me, seeing a comic on tumblr starting up w a woman talking about the local spirit of the woods and how she wishes to escape her dull life: ohohoho! i believe she may end up escaping through means she does not anticipate!!