and then i woke up

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

in backwards world theyre called basps and wees

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]