the voice of the damned.

Hi my name is Vance (that’s all you get!) and I have long chestnut brown that reaches my mid back and deep dark brown eyes like a nice shot of whiskey and a lot of people tell me I look like Kristin Kruek (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have toasted almond skin. I'm also a reaper, and I take peoples souls to the afterlife in Seattle where I'm owner of my own coffee shop (I'm too old). I don't fall into any category bc im Cool (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly floral and hipstery clothing but its okay bc I'm Cool, like I said. I love the thrift store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a too-large tan cableknit sweater with a light blue plaid button up underneath) and boyfriend jeans (the light washed distressed ones), a cup of coffee in both hands and leg warmers tucked into fall boots with the little fur on the top for extra warmth. I was wearing the simplest winged eye liner and the nudest lipgloss. I was walking outside next to a bear cage. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. No one stared at me (i’m unnoticeable, i’m dead.)  I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Vance!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Death Themself!

because @theholisticdetective did it and i laughed my ass off

PERSONALIZED MY IMMORTAL GENERATOR