ok cool

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

Everyone is lusting over the Fat spectre..

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen