It's Deadpool you probably aren't safe

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

[He gestures to the menu, and to the nearby display case.] Mostly drinks and pastries. If you want something off our secret menu, honey, I'll think about a discount.

"secret menu? Like drugs or something?"

Oh, that'd be illegal. [His smile grows wider.]

"um... yeah I guess"

Anyways, what would you like, honey?

"um a pastry I guess?"

A pastry? What kind? We have plenty - how about you try one of our mystery meat pies? They're real good.

"... well I'd prefer to know what the mystery of them is"

"...I'm not a fan of surprises so why don't you just tell me" he seems a bit annoyed but is still trying to be polite

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

[He gestures to the menu, and to the nearby display case.] Mostly drinks and pastries. If you want something off our secret menu, honey, I'll think about a discount.

"secret menu? Like drugs or something?"

Oh, that'd be illegal. [His smile grows wider.]

"um... yeah I guess"

Anyways, what would you like, honey?

"um a pastry I guess?"

A pastry? What kind? We have plenty - how about you try one of our mystery meat pies? They're real good.

"... well I'd prefer to know what the mystery of them is"

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

[He gestures to the menu, and to the nearby display case.] Mostly drinks and pastries. If you want something off our secret menu, honey, I'll think about a discount.

"secret menu? Like drugs or something?"

Oh, that'd be illegal. [His smile grows wider.]

"um... yeah I guess"

Anyways, what would you like, honey?

"um a pastry I guess?"

"yeah I think other baked goods are more my specialty at least I think pancakes are a baked good"

I can always give you lessons. [He pauses and then winks.] But I think they're fine. And, uh, pancakes are a baked good.

"do you want to make pancakes with me later then?"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

This was the interview, though Ere wouldn't call the police, she'd kick him out herself. Which, he'd be sure to long the longer he worked there. "Sweetie, I can't see. And whatever it is, it's up to you. Most that come here do not have "normal" appearance anyways. So if it makes you comfortable to cover, then sure."

"oh um okay so uh what's my job?"

"Security, it's pretty straight forward. You are permitted to kick anyone out who doesn't follow the basic rules, and anyone that tries to start a fight. You may fight them yourself inside if need be, I prefer you do it in the back though. Of course if you get injured I'll fix it. Any questions?"

"uh what are the basic rules? Also won't I get arrested if I fight people? I'm kinda trying not to get arrested again"

"Not if they start it, you'd simply be removing a problem. The rules you will get with your uniform. Speaking of, do you prefer pants or skirts, both is also an option."

"both are good kilts are also nice"

"Alright, I'll just give you a shirt and you can decide what you want to wear for bottoms, sound fair?"

"yup"

"Good." She holds out a shirt. "Bathrooms are on the right, try it on."

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

This was the interview, though Ere wouldn't call the police, she'd kick him out herself. Which, he'd be sure to long the longer he worked there. "Sweetie, I can't see. And whatever it is, it's up to you. Most that come here do not have "normal" appearance anyways. So if it makes you comfortable to cover, then sure."

"oh um okay so uh what's my job?"

"Security, it's pretty straight forward. You are permitted to kick anyone out who doesn't follow the basic rules, and anyone that tries to start a fight. You may fight them yourself inside if need be, I prefer you do it in the back though. Of course if you get injured I'll fix it. Any questions?"

"uh what are the basic rules? Also won't I get arrested if I fight people? I'm kinda trying not to get arrested again"

"Not if they start it, you'd simply be removing a problem. The rules you will get with your uniform. Speaking of, do you prefer pants or skirts, both is also an option."

"both are good kilts are also nice"

"Alright, I'll just give you a shirt and you can decide what you want to wear for bottoms, sound fair?"

"yup"

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

[He gestures to the menu, and to the nearby display case.] Mostly drinks and pastries. If you want something off our secret menu, honey, I'll think about a discount.

"secret menu? Like drugs or something?"

Oh, that'd be illegal. [His smile grows wider.]

"um... yeah I guess"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

This was the interview, though Ere wouldn't call the police, she'd kick him out herself. Which, he'd be sure to long the longer he worked there. "Sweetie, I can't see. And whatever it is, it's up to you. Most that come here do not have "normal" appearance anyways. So if it makes you comfortable to cover, then sure."

"oh um okay so uh what's my job?"

"Security, it's pretty straight forward. You are permitted to kick anyone out who doesn't follow the basic rules, and anyone that tries to start a fight. You may fight them yourself inside if need be, I prefer you do it in the back though. Of course if you get injured I'll fix it. Any questions?"

"uh what are the basic rules? Also won't I get arrested if I fight people? I'm kinda trying not to get arrested again"

"Not if they start it, you'd simply be removing a problem. The rules you will get with your uniform. Speaking of, do you prefer pants or skirts, both is also an option."

"both are good kilts are also nice"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

This was the interview, though Ere wouldn't call the police, she'd kick him out herself. Which, he'd be sure to long the longer he worked there. "Sweetie, I can't see. And whatever it is, it's up to you. Most that come here do not have "normal" appearance anyways. So if it makes you comfortable to cover, then sure."

"oh um okay so uh what's my job?"

"Security, it's pretty straight forward. You are permitted to kick anyone out who doesn't follow the basic rules, and anyone that tries to start a fight. You may fight them yourself inside if need be, I prefer you do it in the back though. Of course if you get injured I'll fix it. Any questions?"

"uh what are the basic rules? Also won't I get arrested if I fight people? I'm kinda trying not to get arrested again"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

This was the interview, though Ere wouldn't call the police, she'd kick him out herself. Which, he'd be sure to long the longer he worked there. "Sweetie, I can't see. And whatever it is, it's up to you. Most that come here do not have "normal" appearance anyways. So if it makes you comfortable to cover, then sure."

"oh um okay so uh what's my job?"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

"Hm, alright... I'll hire you." She slides a pen and paper pad, "Write your contact here, press hard with the pen as you write."

Wade seems a little surprised he was expecting at least an interview and then getting the police called on him "okay" he signs the contract "um should I cover my face or something so I don't scare costumers? Cause most people don't want to see this..." she gestures vaguely to his face which as always is covered in scars, sores, and the signs of skin cancer

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

[He gestures to the menu, and to the nearby display case.] Mostly drinks and pastries. If you want something off our secret menu, honey, I'll think about a discount.

"secret menu? Like drugs or something?"

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

Wade seems slightly startled by this "um what do you serve?"

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"

"Good. You understand most of my rules then so that's not an issue. What about time, how often are you free?"

"pretty much whenever I'm currently freelancing and don't have any in process jobs"

Wade glares slightly he's repeating a matra in his head of don't interact with the target just get the kill done and collect your money Wade reaches for his gun

"because I would like to apply"

"Fine. Do you have your resume with you?"

"yep" he takes off his beanie and pulls a slightly crumpled piece of paper among his previous jobs are Freelancer of Killing People For Money, Babysitter, Pet sitter, Owner of Small inter dimensional mercenary group, and government contracted bounty hunter.

"And what are your opinions on violence over all?" Ere likes the look of it, overall he doesn't give off bad vibes so she is considering him as a possibility for security.

"if it's needed I'm pretty okay with it or if someone pisses me off or if someone's being a bigot"