Dead On Horoscopes

The UPDATED schedule for the 2026 Speedathon has dropped! All times are in EDT.

Today is the day! The 5th annual Nancy Drew Speedathon starts tonight at 6PM EDT. This year we are raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund which is a charity that provides medical attention to the children of Palestine. Donations will open at the start of the event tonight!

It's that time of year again! Join us on Saturday May 20th and Sunday May 21st for the 4th Nancy Drew Speedathon! This year we are raising money for the PADI AWARE Foundation which is a non-profit that focuses on global ocean conservation.

This week, 12/20-12/22, we will be raising money for the charity Hope For the Day.

The holidays can be a really tough time for mental health, and we think it's really important for everyone to know that it's okay to not be okay, it's okay to ask for help, and you are not alone in this.

So join us for some fun stream to raise money for a cause that is so near and dear to us! If we reach our $500, Rissa has a special cosplay planned 👀

New video up on my youtube channel! My sister Ariana and I decide, via bracket, which Sims 4 game pack is the best!

the speedathon is almost here!!!! please come say hi this weekend 💖

It’s finally here! 4 years in the making, and our second eBook has finally arrived! This one has 100 days of normal horoscopes, as well as several special events that happened!

Still haven’t read the first one, well here’s where you can grab it!

taurus: turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

gemini: one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

cancer: mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

leo: attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

virgo: unfollow me right now if you think it’s “cool” to use ladders in unsafe ways

libra: i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to the next big thing

scorpio: tired of people asking me to play basketball just because of the flaming basketball tattoo on my neck. i hate basketballs. i want them all to burn in hell. that is the significance of this tattoo

sagittarius: attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

capricorn: walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need

aquarius: i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it