CrunkJuice

lady gaga who?

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

Wow.

this is false because @chiakihayasaka has made about a million tweets about wanting to drain the leftover juices from kamoshida’s crusty socks

i have never and would never say that kind of foolishness

girl you come into call saying you want him to cum and piss on you until you permanently reek of his waste

@deadfield the cucu drinking game killed my liver

well you better off dead anyway 

Girl standing up: Leo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Girl sitting down: Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini Girl with the chips: Virgo, Taurus, Aquarius