cool

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again

*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it