sweetbitter

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

dan and phil hard launch but in exchange I am delirious, sleep deprived, corpse-like, shattered, exhausted, immune system compromised, verging on fainting

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

I gotta say it’s so funny to see people like “middle school me is dying” and “big day for people who USED to be annoying in middle school and etc” like no. You don’t understand. I’m a taxes paying adult and this was the biggest day of the year for me.