*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

This was me in English Lit at college when I refused to read or work on The Clockwork Orange

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

I think one of my favourite lines in a movie has to be from Nightmare before Christmas where Jack slings a dime to the saxophone player and he just says “nice work… bone daddy” I mean I think about it all the time