what do you want, punk

gender wheel of fortune. Ask me what gender you are and I’ll give you a random ass object

what gender am i, o great gender wheel?

Hey player! I know (-1) you were looking forward to (-1) finally starting your journey today, but I decided that (-1) today I'm (-1) going to be (-1) doing absolutely nothing (-1) to conserve (-1) my health and hopefully upgrade (-1) my other (-1) stats! (Tip: Your character's happiness is decreasing! Move them around, talk to a few people, and do a few chores to raise it!) I'll tell you guys how (-1) it goes later, okay? ☺️ (Tip: Your character is hungry! Go to the kitchen to replenish hunger!) (Tip: Your character is thirsty! Drink water!) Just ignore all (-1) those pop ups, thank you! ☺️ (Tip: Your characters health and energy are low! Rest to replenish health!)

oh no

Dude, if we're suggesting which officals should fight for their name, then I vote for @deactivated-offical and @de-activated-offical ! It's gonna be great!

watching murder drones and doing my assignments is super fun

How are you watching a show that... doesn't exist?

How are you posting on an account that doesn't exist

Hm. I think you have me confused with @deactivated-offical .

watching murder drones and doing my assignments is super fun

How are you watching a show that... doesn't exist?

How are you posting on an account that doesn't exist

Hm. I think you have me confused with @deactivated-offical .

watching murder drones and doing my assignments is super fun

How are you watching a show that... doesn't exist?

How are you posting on an account that doesn't exist

Hm. I think you have me confused with @deactivated-offical .

MORE OFFICALVERSE BLAST BC OF TAG LIMIT!!!!!!! @communism-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @sappho-offical @the-irs-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @achilles-0ffical @patroclus--official @evilducks-offical @iced-coffee-offical @lemon-offical @koolaidman-offical @keith-oficcal @keyboard-offical @killer-fish-offical @satans-child-offical @theimmortalsnail-offical @thejimmycultoffical @totally-cis-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @helpmemiku @offical-wikipedia @offical-potato @officalverse-tournaments-offical @isadora-offical @pedro-sanchez-offical @elvis-offical @doctor-who-offical @deactivated-offical @valid-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @holyspiritoffical @adhd-offical @adam-offical @aaron-burr-official @alexander-hamilton-offical @yuriofficial @ireland-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @plushie-offical @profain-offical @prophet-offical

yknow what? sure. i accept.

Good cause you don't get a choice

great, i guess?

yknow what? sure. i accept.

@existence-offical @elvis-offical @eden-snake-offical @evilducks-offical @revenge-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @the-police-offical @true-discrimination-offical @the-irs-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @unsatan-offical @imp-offical @offical-wikipedia @offical-hottopic @pinterest-offical @profain-offical @plague-doctor-offical @purgatory-waiting-room-offical @axolotl-officials @america-offical @spotify-offical @sappho-offical @satan-offical @satan-unofficial @devils-advocate-offical @duck-offical @doomedyaoioffical @fbi--offical @dont-kill-yourself-offical @goose-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @helpmemiku @hatman-offical @jeff-offical @knife-offical @lemon-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @leviathan-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @crow-offical @valid-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical

perhaps this anon is deigning to spread the wonders of spaghetti made of bones to us lesser mortals

i step away from the gimmickverse and that side of tumblr for a bit and return to... officalverse? tf?

wow k, dont shit on the officalverse bitchface

i can do what i want??

you can, but you have to deal with the consequences...

yeah!!! you’re infected now!!

y’know, deactivation is looking like a great option

so i had to come back three weeks early bc of flash flooding in my camp area