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me at 16 vs me at 20

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

spider-man priorities over the years

ryan reynolds is deadpool the same way robert downey jr is iron man

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

this blog is pro turn signal

specifically, Before the actual turn

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

me, guzzling smart water before my exams: please work

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

of course you will

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

quit bragging