game on

why delve into the hypotheticals when we already have one? coco & alistair - money and influence? doesn’t get much more powerful than that. do i think they work together? that’s a different question altogether. 

do i really need to say anything? i think the tabloids speak for themselves.

you and i both, darling. there’s nothing quite like what the media so delicately calls ‘a royal catfight’. but do i think there’s another one in the pipeline? if my sources are right, most definitely. but what about might strike some of you as a surprise.

if i were to put her on blast right here, right now, it would take all the fun out of blackmailing you all for me. but i’ll tell you this much: sometimes, it’s not about what you’ve done. it’s about what those around you do to get you there.

depends on the time of day you’re asking, doesn’t it?

that’s the idea, yes. just don’t expect me to be nice.

let’s just leave it at this; ollie isn’t the only classmate’s brother nora has shagged. “prim and proper?” as if.

alright, listen. i’ve got this feeling - call it amphibian intuition or whatever - that reid is about to cock something up. you guys just wait and see. 

judging by the rumours, genevieve looks like she has been up to some rather racy stuff. but then again, there is a difference between what you look like & who you actually are, isn’t that right?

@wcstcrlysqd

listen, eliza. here’s some advice for you - how about you pull an alyssa and uncomplicate things. and then perhaps you wouldn’t have to discover through me (a frog) that the boy you’re holding a torch for has been testing the waters. 

and with the crown prince’s girlfriend? how scandalous. but then again, it’s not the first time sabrina has coloured outside the lines, now is it?