to serve.

         ❛ tell me about it. ❜      she actually doesn’t know who the detective is referring to but when in gotham, you gotta keep an eye over your shoulder.      ❛ wanna tell me who i should avoid or save my left hook for? ❜

 she shrugs, and shoves the rest of the pink glazed into her mouth. doesn’t swallow before replying; “I dunno, cops really like donuts, dontcha’?” she finishes eating. “can we just skip this part? I got people ta’ see.”

❛ Well, by Bones’ standards, right now we’re nearly halfway through the episode. They’ve found all the evidence they can and are bringin’ people in for questionin’. They found people they think are linked t’ the crime and wanna interrogate them. As for my whereabouts that Saturday… You said three t’ five in the mornin’, yeah? Lucky you, I was up. I went t’ sleep closer t’ five thirty so, I ‘unno if that matters or not. I was at home, layin’ in bed with my dog… ❜ A lie, ❛ Catchin’ up on Bob’s Burgers on Hulu so I wasn’t behind for the upcomin’ episdoes. ❜ That part wasn’t a lie. Technically she was set up to take out whomever it was she was hired to take out. But, truthfully, she did get a little distracted while waiting around for a clear shot of the target. 

❛ I’m sure that such a large streamin’ service like Hulu must keep records of who’s watchin’ what and at what time. Want my account information? I’d happily turn it ova’, no warrant required. ❜

     “  i don’t think it’d take a genius to figure that out.  “ while she did ask her the question, hailey didn’t have her in here just for a good time. there was plenty of crimes in gotham to keep her busy for the next three weeks. she had intel that admitted they saw this woman at one of the crime scenes, though it’d take evidence to prove that her intel was telling the truth, and not giving her a lie. both eyebrows raise at her alibi, not exactly prepared for that answer. it was far more creative then what most of the suspects give her, so she could give her a gold star for that. if she wanted to. “  you were watching bob’s burgers.  “ she says it slowly.

𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒. everywhere she goes she attempts to bring the sun – there’s too much pain, too much loss, and she doesn’t see the point of her adding to that, too. ❝ i think you’re giving this city too much power over you, ❞ patty replies, lips pressing into a small smile as she does. ❝ — what? why not? ❞ ice blue irises glitter with mischief as her pen finds rest between her teeth. now that she knows there’s objection, she’s more interested in doing it. ❝ don’t be a scrooge. ❞

        “Trust me, I’m where I need to be, you don’t have to worry - I can handle myself. Besides you should probably worry about yourself more than me.”

 a shrug of the shoulders, “obviously ya’ve never tasted  month-old meatloaf.  it practically crawls down ya’ throat.” a beat, “is ita’  crime  ta’ buy donuts? I can share, y’know.”

❝ maybe not, but that doesn’t mean i have to let that take over my mood. besides, i may be a visitor here, but i know enough to know that this precinct can’t handle a little deck the halls, though i am considering wearing a christmas jumper tomorrow. ❞

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❝ it’s actually a good day for once and christmas is right around the corner, what’s not to be chipper about? ❞

       “  your dad is asking for a death wish. i’d watch his back if i were you.  “