black sheep ;;

╰ ☆ “i severely doubt that even death would be a good enough excuse to get out of doing homework in this place,” parker practically huffed. that and it didn’t exactly help that her uncle was the headmaster and that her mother was often just ‘popping in’ whenever she had the desire to do so -- which, when it came to parker, was far too often for her liking. “what about the blonde and hot card? do you think that’ll work for me instead?” 

╰ ☆ “can i have that in writing? i’m pretty sure that dear ol’ mother doesn’t quite understand that,” parker grumbled. she loved her mother, but there was only so much smothering one could take before their head exploded. unfortunately for parker, she had long past the head exploding stage. “what makes you think i have troubles? i never said i was having troubles.” not that she would say even if she was, however.  

╰ ☆ “--- ha,” parker was unamused as she shook her head. “well, it should. everyone is entitled to their privacy, just because you’re in a position of power doesn’t give you the right to break that right. kinda unfair if you ask me,” she continued, though she knew that no one was asking. that had never stopped her before, though. she spoke her mind, regardless of consequence. “you speak as if you’re expecting me to be an absolute terror in your class this year.” well... where would the lie be in that? parker was not made for classrooms. 

╰ ☆ “gotta love being in a class with a bunch of damn five year olds,” parker made a face. it was mostly an over exaggeration but it also wasn’t that far from the truth -- she was way behind when compared to the other eight halliwells. “i thought it was rude to listen in on other people’s conversations? or does that not apply to teachers these days?”

╰ ☆ “and there’s the opinion that i didn’t ask for,” parker quipped as blue orbs rolled in their sockets. she knew that no one really cared about the halliwell name anymore, but she wasn’t exactly above using it whenever it may or may not benefit her. “got any other sage advice for me or will i go back to ignoring you again? i’m leaning towards the latter option right now.”

╰ ☆ “thought never crossed my mind,” parker replied sarcastically, unable to bite her tongue. “besides, it’s not like i want to be here, anyway. so, really, what’s one less essay to mark? you all should be grateful that i’m making it easier on staff.”

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