DEATHBED MEMES

the hero 

❛  look at what you’ve become.  ❜

❛  it doesn’t have to be like this.  ❜

❛  you don’t need to be afraid anymore. i’m here.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to fight. i don’t want to hurt you.  ❜

❛  let me help you, please.  ❜

❛  just take my hand- i can show you a better way.  ❜

❛  does your anger hurt a little less now?  ❜

❛  you’re lying!  ❜

❛  we can’t afford to lose hope, especially for ourselves. we just have to keep moving forward.  ❜

❛  i know you’re hurting, but this will solve nothing!  ❜

❛  under all that angst and anger is a beating human heart.  ❜

❛  there’s no going back from this, ____. think about what you’re doing!   ❜

❛  i’m sorry.  ❜

the villain

❛  look at what you’ve made me into.  ❜

❛  this is the way it’s always been.  ❜

❛  me and you? we’re the same thing- two sides of the same coin.  ❜

❛  i wanna watch the world burn.  ❜

❛  ugly, isn’t it? the truth. the real world. i can change that.  ❜

❛  justice and revenge- who really calls the shots there? those are the same thing in my book.  ❜ 

❛  i don’t need you to agree with me, i just need you to understand me.  ❜

❛  here comes the hero complex.  ❜

❛  you can’t save me- i don’t need saving!  ❜

❛  i thought about it so much it drove me insane.  ❜

❛  are you sure you should be walking around like that?  ❜

❛  pick your poison- staples or stitches.  ❜

❛  hey- hey! don’t fall asleep on me ...  you might not wake up. ❜

❛  is that your bone?! ❜

❛  i think i’m gonna black out ...  ❜

❛  everything feels fuzzy.  ❜

❛  when i said ‘hold me in your arms’ i didn’t imagine i’d be bleeding out while it happened.  ❜

❛  where’d all this blood come from?  ❜

❛  i can’t tell if you just got done having a good time or a bad time.  ❜

❛  it’s just a flesh wound, i swear.  ❜

❛  alexa, give me directions to the nearest hospital.  ❜

❛  that looks so gross.  ❜

❛  stand still! you’re making it worse!  ❜

❛  ow! fuck, yeah- maybe not do that!  ❜

❛  you got blood in my valentino white bag.  ❜

❛  just calm down,okay? i’m gonna fix you up.  ❜

❛  that’s a lot of blood!  ❜

❛  it’s cold- is it supposed to be this cold?  ❜

❛  i can’t feel my face anymore.  ❜

MISS YOU 

“ i don’t wanna look like this, fuck. “

“ i don’t wanna feel like this, fuck. “

“ wish i didn’t miss her so much. “

“ knew that this would happen, fuck love. “

“ i fucking break the mirror. “

“ glass shatter, gums bleed, off the fucking everclear. “

“ eyes red, mind race, fucking wishing you were here. “

“ i was really fucking hoping it be different this year. “

“ i can’t even leave my place without hiding my face. “

“ just a glamorized desk job, rotting away. “

“ i ain’t even got friends, feel like everyone’s fake. “

“ really praying for the day the reaper takes me away. “

AGORAPHOBIC

“ cause i can’t do shit right, i can’t learn my lesson. “

“ i can’t do shit right, take anti-depressants. “

“ illness and welfare robbed my adolescence. “

 “ my friends probably hate me, can’t answer a message. “

“ filled with anxiety, always be hiding me. “

“ feeling inadequate is always what’s driving me. “

 “ not a role model, that’s not what i strive to be. “

“ can’t go outside, afraid they be finding me. “

“ paranoid about my privacy. “

“ they always asking questions ‘bout my face- can’t relate. “

“ fucking caught my own reflection, broke a mirror the other day. “

“ got a lot of bad shit that i’m taking to my grave. “

“ got a fucking date with death, on house arrest until trial date. “

CAT EARS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!

“ fuck around do shadow puppets, back of the subaru. “

“ i got chipped black nails and a badder bitch than you do. “

“ only want me cause i’m sad, bitch i ain’t afraid to lose you. “

“ she got her collar on, she always fucking calling me. “

“ what she call me sempai for- don’t call me that i’m not a weeb. “

“ she likes the way i look at her, she likes that i am hard to please. “

“ i can’t fucking help it bro, these cat girls always fall for me. “

“ you’re not gonna kill me- you’re gonna act like you are but it’s gonna happen. “

“ you, my friend, sound like what the French call a ‘dumbass’. “

“ you’re my favorite member of Girl’s Generation. “

“ oh god- dude, he’s probably dead by now! “

“ i’m just gonna be over here, tryin’ to figure out -what the fuck!? “

“ you pick the weirdest ways of getting back into your house, man. “

“ alright! just let me outrun my problems! “

“ this is the most cursed thing i’ve ever seen. “

“ at least he’s censored. “

“ that is the sexiest thing i’ve seen all week. “

“ ______, what are your thoughts on gun control? “

“ oh, we have a pizza. we have a couple of pizzas. “

“ oh god, what are you doing to poor _____ over here? “

“ if he has clothes on, i’ll be very disappointed. “ 

“ have fun with your semantics. “

“ he’s comin’ to steal my Krabby Patties! “

“ i have shit all up in my eyes! “

“ fuck! my ankles! “

“ hello? creepy child? “

“ fucking kids laughing- it’s always a bad sign. “

“ _____ is an ‘alcoholic’ and he likes to ‘drink a lot’. “

“ what’s his speedo look like? “

“ hell yeah, cracking open a cold one with the boys. “

SMILE 

“ Smile. “

“ You can forget about your life. “

“ The truth will follow you. “

“ The proof will swallow you up. “

“ Holy shit, you got some action. “

“ Pictures or it didn't happen. “

“ Your teeth are broke and it's all right. “

“ They'll break the best of you. “

“ It makes you beautiful. “

“ I had such an awful dream last night. “

“ Please don't leave me in this nightless light. “

“ God, I'm gonna miss you when you smile. “

THE KILLING TYPE 

“ I wouldn't kill to win a war. “

“ I don't get what they do it for. “

“ It's all so terribly vague. “

“ I see the pictures from a thousand years of battle and I think it's such a bore. “ 

“ I'm really not the killing type. “

“ I've got a picture of your mum before the war when she was young. “

“ I wouldn't kill to get you back. “

“ I couldn't kill to save a life. “

“ I'd rather a die a peaceful piece of shit-bait shame-filled coward. “

“ But I would kill to make you feel. “

“ I don't mean kill someone for real. “

“ I couldn't do that, it is wrong. “

“ I just can't explain how good it feels. “

“ I once stepped on a dying bird. “

“ It was a mercy killing i couldn't sleep for a week. “

“ I kept feeling its breaking bones. “ 

“ I'd kill to move your face an inch. “

“ I wanna stick my fist into your mouth and twist your arctic heart. “

DEATH THING 

“ Let's try to end on a pleasant note. “

“ You've ended endless things and you how it goes. “

“ You'd lick your wounds but they're in a jar on the shelf. “

“ You lick a stamp on a letter to your old self. “

“ You always liked being good at things, didn't you? “

“ Isn't it funny what a person can get used to? “

“ And now, just look what you've done. “

“ I hope you're happy cause you've beaten everyone. “

“ I think it's fair to say that the word is all over town. “

“ Did he answer? “

“ So it's over? “ 

“ You're the expert. “

“ Congratulations, you've really got this death thing down. “

NEW ZEALAND 

“ You caught me on an awful day. “

“ My little life is all fucked up. “

“ My psyche is in disarray. “

“ I wish I could enjoy you more. “

“ I feel like shit, what can I say? “

“ My period is six days late “

“ My pubic hair is turning grey “

“ But I don't believe in the beauty standard. “

“ And there's no way that I'm pregnant, so it's technically okay. “

“ Everything is so beautiful here. “

“ heavy humid night. corner of park and main. ”

“ cast that first glance: your smile, my veins at maximum capacity, blood pumping so fast. “

“ my girl, if looks gave heart attacks. ”

“the dangerous men in the shadows were like an audience, and even the meanest among them had a special little shine in their eyes when they saw us walk by. ”

“walked about twenty blocks talking about good bars and better towns than this one.”

“we kissed that first night, then the rain opened up the sky to get one last kiss. ”

“ i love you like an alcoholic. ”

“ i love you like a statuette. ”

“ i need you like I need a broken leg. ”

“ i was getting off the late shift, attempting to recover.”

“ crumpled up the bus pass and tossed it into the gutter. ”

“ some handsome dark stranger, you were standing there on the corner. ”

“ you had those compelling magnetized eyes that you must have lost when you got older. ”

“ seven blocks in, my fingers brushed your hand; i blushed, you laughed, but you seemed a little sad. ”

“ i ain't one to jump a ship, but i absolutely knew i was six steps in when i fell into you. ”

“ i love you like a broken pot. ”

“ i love you like a pack of dogs.“

LENT

“ should I stay – should I go ? ”

“ should I run far away ? ”

“ i can't even see the universe . ”

“ i know I’m killing time . ”

“ baby that’s not fine . ”

“ never smoke anything, never eat anything that will compromise my health . ”

“ it’s impossible to pin-point . ”

“ isn’t it counterfeit ? ”   

“ wasn’t it not worth it ? ”

“ when we blunder all I see is another thunderstorm brewing above the house of anarchy we share . ”

“ i don’t wanna be like this . ”

“ give it up for lent . ”

“ you know I wanna be free . ”

STALKER’S TANGO

“ i know, i know, i know- this situation’s strange . “

“ it takes a little getting used to . ”

“  love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me . ”

“  its not that complicated . ”

“ no matter what they say, you’ll never meet another me . ”

“  but don’t you see my dear, i am your doppleganger . ”

“ you’ll never ever never ever ever meet another me . ”

AGORAPHOBIA

“ if you gave me all the money, i would buy such ordinary things . ”

“ i have such simple needs . ”

“  tried on thirty different pairs of shoes and not one made me want to leave this blessed house of mine . ”

“  that's just fine . ”

“  i really don't want to go anywhere . ”

“  it's not agoraphobia, it's just a lack of air supply that keeps me up at night . ”

“  i know I'm getting older but I'm told that I'm not momentarily out of my mind .”