DBZ TFLN

I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened

He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable

A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.

You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.

I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something

He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away

I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

Who are these wee mortals we call men?

Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!