JaeMin : Annoyeonhassayeo! We are Jaejoong and Changmin from Dong Bang Shin Ki.
Interviewer : So what is the purpose of your interview today? What are you going to talk about?
Jaejoong : Today we are going to talk about JoongShim couple, as in us.
Jaejoong : Recently our JoongShim couple has become really popular and fans are sending couple gifts for us. But even though I love gifts, our maknae is kind of uncomfortable with it, so we have decided to clear up some confusion.
Interviewer : So this interview is for the JoongShim/JaeMin shippers?
Changmin : Yes. This interview is for those delusional fans who ship us romantically.
Jaejoong : A lot of you are going to be heartbroken to know that… umm… how do I say this?
Changmin : I don’t like men, okay? So there is no way JoongShim is real.
Jaejoong : Changmin-ah, you could have said it in a better way. As you see, we are not a romantic couple. It’s just, I adore Changmin but I seriously don’t know how fans could get the idea that we could be a couple. We keep hitting each other almost 24*7. I wonder how JoongShim got so many shippers.
Changmin : And why am I always paired up with Jaejoong Hyung? Just because I love the food he makes, doesn’t mean I am in love with him.
Interviewer : So you are saying JoongShim is not real?
Jaejoong : Yes. JoongShim is not real. How can YunJae and JoongShim both be real? My character is not loose, okay? *laughs*
Interviewer : So YunJae is real?
Jaejoong : *smiles shyly*
Changmin : Yes just like MinSu.
Jaejoong : *frowns* What did you say?
Changmin : I said MinSu is real just like YunJae.
Jaejoong : That’s not true. You just said you don’t like men.
Changmin : Yes, I don’t like MEN. But Junsu Hyung is a cute dolphin. You know I have a thing for cute people.
Jaejoong : …that’s not fair Changminnie. What did we decide last night? From now on you won’t talk about MinSu being real.
Changmin : And you promised the same about YunJae hyung.
Jaejoong : It’s fanservice Minnie for GOD sake. But you don’t need to those kind of things. Fans already know how much you hate those services.
Changmin : I don’t care. If YunJae is real then MinSu is also real.
Interviewer : Ummm… Guys?
Jaejoong : You keep quiet. Minnie it was your idea to make the fans believe that you are straight and we are not a couple. Then why are you trying to convince people that you and Junsu are a couple. Which you two are not by the way. The fans will never believe.
Changmin : They will from now on. I’ll start doing fan services with Junsu hyung for the MinSu fans.
Jaejoong : …I’ll kill Junsu.
Changmin : Yeah yeah yeah…whatever! Why don’t you concentrate to please your YunJae fans?
Jaejoong : YAAAAAHHHHH!!! Do you want to die?
Jaejoong started hitting Changmin. How could Min just sit there and do nothing? He returned those punches with the same fierce. With that yet another JaeMin interview ended with their one touches.
(No offense to anyone. Written purely for fun. Thank you JJ for your time and help.)
gracieabrams
titsay
2087
dailybridgerton
areudirty
theartofmadeline
pixelskylines
