rastakhan beat genn's dusty ass down

Morally Corrupt Warcraft Woman I WILL Protect You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

outdoor cats have basicallhy decimated the local demon hunters in my area it's crazy. even otherwise docile and lazy kitties will catch one glimpse of green smoke and go bonkers. the demon hunters can't really fight back either. their wings only take them short distances and their horns are ornamental, also many of them have fragile immune systems due to the fel concentration in their bodies, so even if they escape, the toxins in cat saliva just kills them slowly :( they don't stand a chance, it's kind of heartbreaking. finding a dead sufferer here or there in your house might seem like a minor nuisance but just wait till it's 3am and you have to chase your cat around the house to pry a full grown illidan out of her mouth while he's still struggling and flapping his wings and yelling about the hands of fate. and then you feel kinda bad so you call animal control and they say sorry ma'am, we;re busy dealing with a blood elf retribution paladin infestation right now, and all the elf rehabilitation centers have been at capacity since that thing with the tree anyway, so you have to take the illidan outside and kill him with a shovel because he's injured and won't survive in the wild and the kinda sad thing is he doesn't understand what's happening, he thinks you're sargeras basically. anyways this is just a reminder that if you live in an area with a high illidari population, do your part for the environment by letting your cat roam outside as often as possible

and before you ask: no, i couldn't "just let" my cat "finish the job." last time i tried that, she got depressed and started going after the neighbors' highborne

its time to consider maiev and her three doomed lieutenant girlfriends. and yes, they are doomed

Reading about what happens in warcraft but all I've consumed of it is the Mister T ads and watching the 2016 movie four times so I can't even really be smugly contemptuous about it I just have to wonder how Gul'Dan factors into any of this

gul'dan factors more into this than you could possibly imagine and there's two of him