plants(?!)

my toxic trait is that i will Bother An Animal

your 20s are about having a screaming duck in the shower for a soak while you eat a cucumber on the bathroom floor

Chickens are so weird. It’s like “Everybody run, it’s the guy who feeds us!” Why are you so afraid of me just let me love you

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun