wokeslop

bonus squidd(e)ven

something like this! (please ignore the anatomy and proportions mistake (´•ω•̥`) )

(gosh this drawing took longer than i predicted. it was just supposed to be a sketch but... i got carried away while cleaning up parrot and ended up rendering him, and i had to extend that to theo as well.. i guess you can tell that i got lazy with him)

for parrot, i depict him having a lanky build while having some muscles from experience. he’s not malnourished, but skipping meals isn’t something rare for him. his diet is probably like, 80% gapples and golden carrots. i like to think that parrot has the Flattest Fucking Chest ever. it doesn’t even matter if he’s on e or something, that thing’s not growing. i was going to add subtle hints of abs to him but i guess it’s not very visible 😭. i headcanon that he gets stressed a lot and plucks his feathers and scratch at his skin when it gets bad. i was inspired by till’s (alien stage) neck scars and decided that was perfect for parrot. that habit of his most definitely was at its worst during his stay at paragon. even when wifies took action and clipped his nails, parrot would still do it... (idea of wifies restraining parrot so he wouldn’t scratch away at his flesh when it’s time for bed and One Day it gets kinky?.... Ok Im Sorry we’re getting off-topic). also, i’m not sure if anyone’s noticed, but parrot’s braid is dyed theo’s color (yellow and grey)! i had an idea of it being wifies’ color before, i think it could fit. i made his ahoge a little longer here, it looks a bit like a halo.

as for theo, he’s very well-built. i think he started training because his main goal at the time was just to become the best, and then, after the mafia it was just a matter of “survival of the fittest”, i guess? he’s definitely much more scarred than parrot, but i don’t think i drew enough scars on him 😿. just know that he has much more scars than what i drew... i don’t know much about explosion scars and i’m too scared to search up irl references. i thought gapples would lessen the damage so i mainly focused on kind of mild burn scars and shredded skin. he also definitely has a much more healthier lifestyle than parrot, better diet and stuff. i think i remember someone saying that theo would be good at cooking and knowledgeable about nutritions and stuff, and i absolutely agree with that. i LOVE cockatiel’s head crest (to be honest i just love physical features that can indicate emotions) so i obviously had to include that with theo’s design :3.

also i’m so sorry but every time i look at this drawing i can’t help but imagine theo’s hand around parrot’s waist and also his neck and also theo’s big ass dick is probably the size of parrot’s arm or bigger than that probably.. . ... .. I’m Not Sorry for this one

and also, i really love your idea of theo having chubby cheeks and doodled this! :3