Day-from-Day

S3EP16 The San Lorenzo Job

"How do you half-save someone's life?" - Parker

"I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figured that only counts as a half, right?" - Eliot

"Ribera, you're not the first president that I've bought. You're not even the most expensive one." - Moreau

"I didn't. Not in front of cameras." - Ribera

"In the absence of truth, the press will report rumor." - Nate

S3EP15 The Big Bang Job

"Either you are an asset or a liability. I like you, Atherton. Be an asset." - Moreau

"Does it blow up?" - Parker

"Not everything blows up, Parker." - Hardison

"Everything blows up, silly." - Parker

"Let's go steal the department of defense." - Nate

"Isn't that treason?" - Parker

"We'll give it back." - Nate

"And what message I should convey to my employer?" - Hardison

"The worst thing I ever did my entire life I did for Damien Moreau. And I... I'll never be clean of that." - Eliot

S3EP14 The Ho Ho Ho Job

"You know what's also quite nice? A gift certificate." - Sophie

"Dooley framed Santa with his own scotch." - Parker

"You're Santa. Respect the suit." - Parker

"You're high on the holiday spirit." - Frank

"Yes, I'm! And pills mixed with morphine. I can't believe you let me drive here." - Dooley

S3EP13 The Morning After Job

"You want to know what doesn't make sense? Trying to pull off 'The Cuban Sandwich' without a dead hooker." - Sophie

"What, like, you don't have one of these in your closet?" - Nate

"Well, I've been undercover. Oh. Deep, deep cover." - Parker

"I'm still dealing with the sniper." - Nate

S3EP12 The King George Job

"Lets leave our pets at home, shall we?" - Keller

"Can I taste it?" - Parker

"I made glue for the binding from animal parts I do not care to discuss." - Hardison

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Parker

S3EP11 The Rashmon Job

"What, is stealing mail a crime?" - Parker

"They were breath mints. You were about to slice a hole in my throat. I had to think of something." - Hardison

"I'm gonna go sharpen this knife, maybe walk around the halls in the dark. Don't leave." - Eliot

" 'Nothing else matters.' What else doesn't matter?" - Nate

"And you two, y'all... y'all were nasty. I remember that." - Hardison

"I hate you all." - Sophie

S3EP10 The Underground Job

"See, now y'all are just making stuff up." - Hardison

"Sex, Parker! The're knocking boots." - Hardison

"Turn right. Find bomb." - Hardison

S3EP09 The Three-card Monte Job

"Now, I've I.D.'d the prep. I know what they what and I know why. What did you do with your afternoon?" - Hardison

S3EP08 The Boost Job

"It's not gonna be easy and they might shoot you a little." - Parker

"Ignor the distractions. Work the problem." - Parker

"She deserved a chance!" - Parker

" 'I gor hit by a car.' Get over it!" - Parker

S3EP07 The Gone fishin' Job

"How'd you know that? Do you know when I'm gonna die? Do you?" - Parker

"Hey. Listen. Next time I steal you a train, get on it." - Nate

"You got a tell, man. You got a tell." - Eliot

"A high five for morale." - Eliot & Hardison

"Look, man, you're not gonna rain on my parade today, Nate. I made a bomb. Out of a menthol light." - Hardison

S3EP06 The Studio Job

When you've done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia." - Eliot

S3EP05 The Double-blind Job

"Well, there's nine places a professional will use to deliver an injection." - Eliot

"We're in the wrong business, man." - Hardison

"I've got great drugs. Do you want some?" - Parker

"I love Vioplex. It makes you happy and not hungry and you sleep better. Do you want some?" - Parker

"So, I guess the rest of you are just gonna have to get it done before they manage to kill me." - Nate

"I love how you think that's comforrting." - Sophie

"Yeah. Okay. So, the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings...f'for...pretzels" - Parker

S3EP04 The Schehrazade Job

"I have a game for that. Name's Megabite." - Hardison

"Scheherazade. She's one of literature's all-time great grifters." - Sophie

"Is this a pep talk." - Hardison

S3EP03 The Inside Job

"I don't remember a kiss. I remember a slap. You still working off the slap." - Sophie

"I'm a grifter. If I'm doing my job right, then the mark just turn off the alarm for me." - Sophie

'It hunts." - Eliot

"For Parker, can you crack it?" - Nate

"Where he can take an endoscopic look at all your records." - Sophie

"Now, I can be your white knight or the angel of death, your choice." - Sophie

"A security system that the pentagon calls overkill." - Hardison

"You've killed her." - Archie

"What's sexting?" - Parker

S3EP02 The Reunion Job

"Yeah. I'm a lurker. It's my thing." - Eliot

" You, you hacked me?" - Dumerman

S3EP01 The Jailhouse Job

"Besides, I sleep better upside down." - Parker

"Nate, did you find us a client in prison?" - Hardison

"Are we okay, Eliot?" - Nate

"I didn't show her that." - Sophie

"Why am I looking away?" - Hardison

"Sophie. Sophie. So-phie. So-o-o-phie. Sophie. S-s-s-Sophie. Sophie." - Parker

"Where you'll be trapped and probably brutally gunned down. Got a way out of that?" - Sophie

"New glasses." - Eliot