love yourself more than i love you

having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected

Following a cute girl who likes to wear military surplus only to find out that she's only into mechsploitation fic and doesn't actually own any guns :(

if you’re going to be naked all the time, put on some damn gloves

charlotte sartre

Being trained into a puppy for sex reasons is all fun and games until you can't remember if you actually meant to do that or not. Did you mean to sit on the floor and not next to me in this casual situation? Did you mean to hold up your hands like paws for me in public? Did you mean to look back at me for guidance before we decide what to do next in this day-to-day context? Did you mean to bark and whimper instead of speak just now despite fully being allowed to? I mean, it's harmless, and you're enjoying it... It's okay if you don't know if you did it "on purpose" or not, isn't that right? Isn't it? That's right! Such a good puppy! :3

Reminder that you can trust me to turn you into a puppy who can't think and I won't exploit that at all. Super promise. It's totally okay. If it's already happening and you enjoy it, then don't worry about it! It's actually fine! Don't you want to be a good little puppy for me? That's right, you do!