i got that dawgtism in me

I wanna learn how to do this

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

Tandemaus. For funsies I rolled again and got Galarian Moltres.

I think @dragons-runway has a point

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

Yeah but I like chocolate

haha what if we shared our morning coffee out of a giant mug together and i was sitting on your lap and we were giggling and boyfriends and in love

how big a mug and what type of coffee

"Affordable" should be the lowest fucking bar. Pharmaceutical companies should be tripping over themselves to offer insulin at "affordable". That shit deserves to be fucking free

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

white people can rb but please do not clown

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

actually let's avoid killing the dog please I think it would be a very bad idea to kill the dog by landing the plane on the dog i dont want to be crushed